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Beijing Hotel Brochure, Travel Is Fun, Translation Can Be Hazardous!

Brilliant Beijing Hotel Brochure –

Translated as only the Chinese can!

A friend went to Beijing recently
and was given this brochure by her hotel.
It is precious.

She is keeping it and reading it whenever she feels depressed.
Obviously, it has been translated directly,
word for word from Mandarin to English.

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Getting There:

Our representative will make you wait at the airport.
The bus to the hotel runs along the lake shore.
Soon you will feel pleasure in passing water.
You will know that you are getting near the hotel,
because you will go round the bend.
The manager will await you in the entrance hall.
He always tries to have intercourse with all new guests.

The Hotel:

*This is a family hotel, so children are very welcome.
We of course are always pleased to accept adultery.
Highly skilled nurses are available in the evenings
to put down your children. Guests are invited to conjugate
in the bar and expose themselves to others.
But please note that ladies are not allowed
to have babies in the bar. We organize social games,
so no guest is ever left alone to play with them self.

The Restaurant:

*Our menus have been carefully chosen
to be ordinary and unexciting.
At dinner, our quartet will circulate
from table to table, and fiddle with you.

Your Room:

* Every room has excellent facilities
for your private parts.
In winter, every room is on heat.
Each room has a balcony offering views
of outstanding obscenity! …
You will not be disturbed by traffic noise,
since the road between the hotel and the lake
is used only by pederasts.

Bed:

*Your bed has been made in accordance with local tradition.
If you have any other ideas please ring for the chambermaid.
Please take advantage of her.
She will be very pleased to squash your shirts,
blouses and underwear.
If asked, she will also squeeze your trousers.

Above All:

*When you leave us at the end of your holiday,
you will have no hope. You will struggle to forget it.

Beijing Hotel Brochure

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All the fun, excitement that travel brings, be sure to know your translations,
or expect the unexpected responses!
I recall a 2 week trip to the Easter Block countries in ’85,  before the Iron Curtain came down.
The bus driver and tour guide were keen on my travel friend and me.
Being from Sarajevo, the bus driver spoke no English, nor anything I studied!
It didn’t go far, due to ‘nothing to talk about’!

Another example of different cultures, languages and
what we as westerners may feel comfortable with was…

One evening in Warsaw, Poland, my travel friend and I
were sitting in the lobby of this fine hotel waiting
for the tour guide and our group for dinner.
We asked why men kept circling us in the lobby.

The tour guide explained, only “professional women” sat alone in the hotel lobby.

We laughed at that one, and said, “lets hurry out of here“!

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Karen
Some funny Signs- wacky translations!

To tired to translate to English!

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Pole Dancing. Can Big Women learn how to Pole dance, or only Skinny Women?

Pole Dancing.

Can Big Women learn how to Pole dance, or only Skinny Women?

Karen Pole dancing

I saw a great video recently
and it inspired me to think about a few things.

Not surprisingly, it centers around

1- Always doing the same thing, Status Quo
2- what we ‘Should’ do, or not do
3- Can we take a chance at any age or size?
4- CAN we change what we “always did”?

POle dancing

It seems to me that despite what someone looks like
how we are raised
where we live, or work…

Doing the same thing and expecting different results
gets us nowhere.
That is why blogging and learning how to market
has been so hard and yet gratifying when you get past
those hurdles.
Or learn to work the ‘pole’
so that you look like a naturally gifted
entrepreneur.
That is why I want you to CLICK HERE
to find out how to change your life
by blogging and become more confident
maybe make money at it too!

One of the best aspects of learning Blogging and marketing
is that I have changed my life and helped new friends
change our lives and businesses.

Find out who you really are,
by
photographing, videoing, and
sharing all you see, learn and do.

Click Here to see what I use for success.
It took me awhile, but I now know,
learning this new thing is so worthwhile
and the friendships
are worth their weight in gold!

To our success!
Karen

Pole Dancing. Can Big Women learn how to Pole dance, or only Skinny Women?

Rembrandt Flash Mob in Amsterdam Mall, 1642-NightWatch

Outrageous marketing by a MUSEUM!

They brought to life Rembrandt’s Nightwatch,
extraordinary and genius.

There are just flash mobs and
Brilliant flash mobs like this one of
” La Ronde de nuit , 1642 ”
by Rembrant performed at a
Shopping Centre in Amsterdam a few months ago…
simply awesome..
Just a thought, what could you do to bring
attention to your book, website, business or blog?

GOAT

Chevres en equilibre- Goats Balancing on a Steel Ribbon.

Chevres en equilibre- Goats Balancing on a Steel Ribbon.

It never ceases to amaze me and millions
of others to watch animals or people
doing goofy things.
These goats in France were balancing
on an undulating piece of sheet metal
that you could probably watch on loop.
Like any great viral movement,
it is hard to describe or why we enjoy it.

These three goats enjoying their version of king-of-the-hill.

The video was posted this week and has already
spiked at over 6 million viewers.

“Dimanche, vers l’heure du déjeuner, la petite famille découvert un nouveau jeu : Cette tôle ^^. J’ai filmé mes chèvres (dont le nom restera secret par respect pour leur vie privée :) ) se balançant. Dans la soirée, j’ai voulu l’envoyer à un ami puis tout s’est enchaîné très vite. Je ne pense pas qu’elles se rendent vraiment compte de ce qui leur arrive : elle continuent à ruminer comme si de rien n’était…
Qui s’amuse le plus ? je l’ignore.”

This description, in his native French, roughly translates to:

Sunday, around lunch time, the little family discovered a new game. This sheet. I filmed my goats (whose names will remain secret out of respect for their privacy:) ) balancing. In the evening, I wanted to send it to one friend then everything followed very quickly. I don’t think they [the goats] realize what’s happening. They still ruminate over it as if nothing had happened…
Whose having the most fun? Not sure at all.

Chevres en equilibre- Goats Balancing on a Steel Ribbon.

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Yes that’s right, here’s the best part,
no blogging experience needed.
Simple step by step training even an ‘old goat’
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A Hunk Of Planet Dissolves Before Our Eyes

A Hunk Of Planet Dissolves Before Our Eyes

It begins with a growl.
Then there’s a crack — a slurpy, sucky, crunchy noise.
A guy is on the phone, and his pal interrupts him and says,
“It’s starting, Adam, I think. Adam? It’s starting …”

The two are up on a bluff, overlooking a giant ice field.
They are standing next to time-lapse cameras.
What happens next is astonishing:
An enormous frozen, icy hunk of our planet suddenly opens,
splits into bits and then sinks right before our eyes into the sea.
It happens so, so quickly.
And the scale of it?
That’s the part that shocked me.
When they superimpose part of Manhattan Island
onto the ice at the end of the clip,
you think, “Uh oh.”
This is a peek into something monstrous.

The video comes from photographer James Balog’s film, CHASING ICE.
The two guys on the bluff at the beginning
are part of Balog’s Extreme Ice Survey team,
which maintains scores of time-lapse cameras
overlooking glaciers in Greenland, Iceland, Alaska, Canada,
the Rockies and the Himalayas.
During daylight hours, they watch and record.
Then they share what they see with scientists and National Geographic,
and turn the footage into movies and TV shows.

Losing All The Ice In The World? Let Me Calculate …

What they’re seeing, of course, is ice disappearing from mountain tops,
from ice fields, from the poles.

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Seeing it go this quickly in so many places,
raises the obvious question:
How long will it be before there isn’t any ice left?
We’ve had such moments before in earth history;
it’s certainly possible. We have lived in a gentle age where,
every winter, one can take a trip to someplace white
to see a snowy mountaintop,
a distant glacier creeping down a slope,
or an iceberg in the distance.
Come summer, the whiteness retreats.
It’s a lovely balance.
But how long will that last?

When Henry Pollack
(a professor emeritus of geophysics at the University of Michigan)
was asked,
he answered, “Losing all the ice in the world?
I think sometime between a thousand and 10,000 years
encompasses most probabilities.”

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A thousand years is not a lot of time.
As says in , Apocalyptic Planet,
10 centuries ago Europeans were busy building cathedrals.
Chinese merchants were sending flotillas to trade with Africans.
“I was thinking we had more time,” Craig says.

Konrad Steffen thinks Craig is right.
A University of Colorado climatologist,
Steffen figures (or figured, a couple of years ago)
that Greenland might be iceless in 10,000 years,
but Antarctica (being much bigger)
will take a lot longer to turn bare.

But that’s an endpoint.
It’s the middle passage
that has so many scientists worried.
Steffen tells Childs,
“Greenland and Antarctica are very remote,
and were considered to be big ice boxes
that responded not very fast to climate change.
We never developed a mechanism to observe them
until we had satellites and lasers.
Now we see some surfaces lowering up to 50 meters per year.”
He repeated that number, to make sure Craig heard.
“Fifty — five-zero — meters per year.”
That’s a vertical drop of about 150 feet.
In two years, that’s 300 feet.
Then 450.
Year after year — enormous piles of ice melting into the sea.

A lot of water. Coming our way.
By Robert Krulwich.via NPR.
January 31, 2014 8:03 AM

A Hunk Of Planet Dissolves Before Our Eyes

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Man of Steel from Baby’s Perspective, Grab Passion – Blog It!

Man of Steel from Baby’s Perspective

Superman gets us all, even a young 16 mo old baby.

Enjoy this, share it!

CLICK HERE NOW for Super Hero Blogging SKills

FLY HIGH HERE!

To Infinity and Beyond…oops that is another super hero- Buzz Lightyear.

When I first started blogging
I didn’t know what to write about.
So many things interested me, still do.
Then I got some tips and well, I just
post what interests me- sharing it with others.

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Looking for my Cape now,
Karen

Shirley Temple, Hollywood Superstar as a child, Flies off on the Good Ship Lollipop

Shirley Temple, Hollywood Superstar as a child, Flies off on the Good Ship Lollipop

Shirley Temple
As a little girl, I was mesmerized
by this darling little girl in
black and white movies.
I even had a Shirley Temple Doll.
My favorite was indeed the
“BRIGHT EYES” film where she sings
“The Good Ship Lollipop”
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The “ship” in the song is an aircraft;
the scene in Bright Eyes where
the song appears takes place on a
taxiing American Airlines Douglas DC-2.
It was especially popular,
because Shirley had choreographed it.
In the song, the “Good Ship Lollipop”
travels to a candy land.
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There is a direct reference
to an airplane in the song:
“Someday I’m going to fly/I’ll be a pilot, too ”
Maybe that is why I decided to fly
at an early age!
Shirley was definitely an inspiration
to millions of children and folks
across the nation.
Little girls everywhere had their mothers
try those little ringlets on them.
Sort of like the braids that BO DEREK wore
in the movie, ’10’. I still see those braids
on women coming back from the Caribbean.
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Shirley Temple Black was our
little guiding light for decades.

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At one point they tried to put Shirley Temple
into films with MICKEY ROONEY and JUDY GARLAND
for the ‘ANDY HARDY’ series, but the studio
was afraid Mickey Rooney and Judy Garland
would upstage Shirley on her comeback.
Shortly she appeared with Cary Grant
in the ‘BACHELOR and the BOBBY SOXER”.

A talented singer, dancer and actress, Shirley Temple was America’s top box-office draw from 1935 — the year she turned 7 — until 1938, helping lift the spirits of Depression-era Americans with a pert, endearing spunk marked by her ringlet hair, dimples and precociousness.
One of Hollywood’s first true child superstars, Temple was credited with helping save film studio 20th Century Fox from bankruptcy with films such as Curly Top and The Littlest Rebel.

The family statement said that the star known as “America’s Little Darling” died from natural causes at Monday morning. She had recently begun hospice care, according to her nephew, Richard Black.

Bright Eyes endeared Temple’s early relationship with fans when the 1934 film featured her singing On the Good Ship Lollipop. Buoyed by her success, Twentieth Century-Fox soon had 19 writers, known as the Shirley Temple Story Development team, create original stories and adapt classics for her. She eventually appeared in about 40 films, including four memorable features with legendary African-American entertainer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson.

“People in the Depression wanted something to cheer them up, and they fell in love with a dog, Rin Tin Tin, and a little girl,” she frequently said of her early childhood success.

I will raise a toast to SHIRLEY TEMPLE today
with a ‘Shirley Temple’ “cocktail” which was
a seven up with some grenadine and a cherry!

Here is to a FULL and Happy Life, Shirley, Bright Eyes!
Karen

America the Beautiful, Coca Cola’s Super Bowl Ad

America the Beautiful, Coca Cola’s Super Bowl Ad


Behind the Scenes- Excellent!

It is about PEOPLE

 

Stunning and well presented video on why our country is great.

It is about all People

diversity,

many layers of colors,

languages, family traditions

all rolled into freedoms we take advantage

and

sometimes forget.

We forget how hard our ancestors fought for our rights, freedoms

how hard those who came to this land to the promise that is

written on the Statue of Liberty

Excellent!

To OUR Success and All OUR Freedoms,

Karen

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Pharrell Williams “Happy” [vid 4:07] Best Dance Tune! Nabs Oscar Nomination

Pharrell Williams “HAPPY” Best Dance Tune
Nabs Oscar Nomination for “HAPPY”

Get on your dancing shoes, move some furniture aside..

You are going to love this song of
Pharrell Williams “Happy”.

Didn’t know who he was,

The Hollywood Foreign Press Association & InStyle Celebrate The 2014 Golden Globe Awards Season and Miss Golden Globe
my buddy from UK

sent to me.. Thank you!

During this tune, you can throw away the blues!

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Get your Happy and Success On!
Karen
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Stunning photos of partially frozen Niagara Falls

Stunning photos of partially frozen Niagara Falls

The polar vortex that has gripped the U.S.
and Canada this week has led to some
spectacular icy images.
The latest come from Niagara Falls,
which partially froze on Tuesday,
when the high temperature was a
record low of minus 2 degrees.
Niagra Falls frozen
Aaron Harris, a photographer for Reuters,
took several shots of the 167-foot falls on Wednesday.
The ice formed on the U.S. side of the falls,
which straddle the border
between the United States and Canada.

Niagra falls part frozen
While unusual, it’s not the
first time Niagara Falls has frozen.
Photographs from the early- and mid-1900s
archived at the Niagara Falls Public Library
appear to show frozen falls,
though some experts have
questioned their authenticity.

Niagra falls partly frozen
Of course, the eye-catching freeze
did not completely stop the water from flowing.

According to EnvironmentalGraffiti.com,
only once, in 1848,
“has freezing weather caused the
thousands of cubic feet of water per second
flowing over the Niagara Falls to run dry,
an event thought to have been
caused by ice jamming and damming upriver.”

According to forecasters,
Tuesday’s partial freeze
should thaw later this week,
when the temperature at Niagara Falls
is expected to rise to 46 degrees.
by Dylan Stableford.

Image this earlier this week of Chicago Navy Pier-
FRIGID weather in Chicago
How cold is it where you are?
Comment and share!
Karen

Article found today-Dylan Stableford.